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problem x 10
the dog said, "Americans are fond of fixing one problem while creating ten more."
tenderbastard
Mar 1, 20211 min read
sylvester stallone
the dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
tenderbastard
Feb 25, 20211 min read
fightin' hoo?
the dog said, "humans should've concentrated on fighting viruses instead of each other."
tenderbastard
Feb 16, 20211 min read
how's it going
"roses are red violets are blue absolutely everything is totally screwed."
tenderbastard
Feb 8, 20211 min read
state quo whoa
the dog said, "reckless plans have become ensconced legislation."
tenderbastard
Feb 8, 20211 min read
national f--ked up day
the dog said, "today is national f--ked up day. so is every other day."
tenderbastard
Feb 4, 20211 min read
we all fall down
With all the answers to fix everything in the world we've allowed everything to screw up one-eighty.
tenderbastard
Jan 29, 20211 min read
$$$
nobody cares if anyone dies of anything else why the big deal follow the $$$
tenderbastard
Jan 29, 20211 min read
masks
masks have become litter. nice going humans.
tenderbastard
Jan 14, 20211 min read
defund stupidity
defund stupidity
tenderbastard
Jan 12, 20211 min read
how smart does death want us
if people had to be competent to die there'd be a lot less war
tenderbastard
Jan 12, 20211 min read
happy new weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ein_BZQmQ
tenderbastard
Jan 9, 20211 min read
loopy
it is no longer of interest to be in the loop or out of the loop
tenderbastard
Jan 5, 20211 min read


shut the f--k about pandemic & vaccine
stay at home if you're sick stay at home if you're stupid
tenderbastard
Dec 27, 20201 min read
new year same stupidity
the dog said, "there are more good dogs than there are good people."
tenderbastard
Jan 3, 20201 min read
problem x 10
the dog said, "Americans are fond of fixing one problem while creating ten more."
tenderbastard
Mar 1, 20211 min read
sylvester stallone
the dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
tenderbastard
Feb 25, 20211 min read
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