tenderbastardMar 11 minproblem x 10the dog said, "Americans are fond of fixing one problem while creating ten more."
tenderbastardFeb 251 minsylvester stallonethe dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
tenderbastardFeb 171 minfightin' hoo?the dog said, "humans should've concentrated on fighting viruses instead of each other."
tenderbastardFeb 81 minhow's it going"roses are red violets are blue absolutely everything is totally screwed."
tenderbastardFeb 81 minstate quo whoathe dog said, "reckless plans have become ensconced legislation."
tenderbastardFeb 41 minnational f--ked up daythe dog said, "today is national f--ked up day. so is every other day."
tenderbastardJan 301 minwe all fall downWith all the answers to fix everything in the world we've allowed everything to screw up one-eighty.
tenderbastardJan 291 min$$$nobody cares if anyone dies of anything else why the big deal follow the $$$
tenderbastardJan 121 minhow smart does death want usif people had to be competent to die there'd be a lot less war
tenderbastardDec 27, 20201 minshut the f--k about pandemic & vaccinestay at home if you're sick stay at home if you're stupid
tenderbastardJan 3, 20201 minnew year same stupidity the dog said, "there are more good dogs than there are good people."
tenderbastard Mar 1 1 min problem x 10 the dog said, "Americans are fond of fixing one problem while creating ten more."
tenderbastard Feb 25 1 min sylvester stallone the dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
