tenderbastardFeb 4, 20211 min readnational f--ked up daythe dog said, "today is national f--ked up day. so is every other day."
sylvester stallonethe dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
fightin' hoo?the dog said, "humans should've concentrated on fighting viruses instead of each other."